Anne Heche, not pictured above because google appears to be making a habit of delivering pictures of cats in lieu of the celebrity initially queried, has been called "bizarre and delusional" in court papers filed by her soon-to-be ex-husband, Coley Laffoon:
In court papers filed earlier this month in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Coley Laffoon is asking a judge for joint custody of the couple's 5-year-old son Homer, but claims that Anne's "bizarre and delusional behavior" and "poor parenting skills" could be a problem. In the papers, Laffoon claims that Anne once didn't put Homer in a car seat, she often cusses in front of the child, and packed school lunches that Homer "did not like." Laffoon added that his prior experience as a nanny and a summer camp counselor justify giving him joint custody.
Yea. That's why she's crazy. Because of her poor choices in sandwich components. It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that she also calls herself Celestia and claims to have a secret language that she speaks with God, while she's not on her home planet of the fourth dimension, seeing into the future, healing people, or BEING JESUS. Those things are all okay. But olive loaf? Oh, Anne, how could you?
Source: TMZ
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