Monday, May 14, 2007

Bin Laden Wants Bobby Brown Dead


Bobby Brown, shown above with the same haircut I just got, has some startling claims about the world's most wanted terrorist.

The ‘My Prerogative’ singer insisted that he fears for his life because he believes that bin Laden wants to marry his estranged wife Whitney Houston.

Bin Laden is described by the US State Department as “one of the most significant sponsors of Islamic extremist activities in the world today”.

A fearful Brown made the revelations on ITV’s 24 Hours With…Bobby Brown, airing next month.

He said of Bin Laden: “He wanted to have me killed because he was in love with Whitney. He wanted to marry Whitney and make her one of his wives. That’s some s**t.

“I feared for my life. I’m still on my guard. The most wanted man in the world wants (me) dead.”

There's some things I really like about this. I like to think that Osama bin Laden has got some kind of Teen Beat poster in his room with Whitney Houston from the mid '80s on it. I like to think that he also wants to kill Kevin Costner for getting to be her bodyguard. I like to think that if we had a little bit better audio remastering capability, we'd be able to hear "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" in the background of at least 2 of Osama's infamous tapes. I bet he's the kind of guy who likes her older stuff the best.

I also have to admit that I like the image of Bobby Brown standing in his kitchen at 2:43 in the morning with a gun, coked out of his mind, shooting at crickets because he thinks they're terrorists.

Source: ICYDK