Britney Spears, pictured above in what's simultaneously the greatest and the most horrifying photograph I've ever seen, has decided that her new album's going to be all about fun. Nothing introspective, nothing personal.
Spears' upcoming release will be about "feeling good" and "celebrating womanhood" Nate "Danja" Hills, who worked on the album, says.
"It's fun, it's basic and there's nothing wrong with that. It's about feeling good, celebrating womanhood," Hills said. "And if you don't dance to it, I really don't know what you're listening to.
"There was no, 'I need to let it all out'. She said she deals with that in another way. She didn't let none of her personal life into what she was doing... She wanted to stay away from being personal."
Celebrating womanhood? Seriously? What woman is willing to let Britney Spears step up as spokesperson for her entire gender? I'm pretty sure everybody's had enough of Britney's celebration of her own womanhood, between flashing her vagina to the press and those hideous topless photos that came out recently.
So we're getting faceless bubblegum pop that's Pro-tooled enough that Britney may as well never have set foot in the studio? Awesome. I'd expect nothing less. Or more. Whichever's appropriate.
Source: A Socialite's Life
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