Criss Angel, pictured above about to make the world a better place, is reportedly dating Cameron Diaz. Angel is best known for his work as a magician on that show Mindfreak. The couple was spotted making the rounds in Las Vegas, because that's where magicians are born and where they go to die. In between they usually play birthday parties.
The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio’s Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel’s Rolls Royce for the 10:30 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleil’s Beatles tribute LOVE. The smiling duo walked arm-in-arm into the theater through the main entrance, and throughout the show, a witness tells People, “They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy.”
So last week Cameron was talking about totally being the most popular kid in the class, and now she's dating the loner who sat at the back of the class, didn't talk to anybody, and was always rumored to kill animals in the backyard.
I'm pretty sure what happened is this: Cameron was having a big party at her house, right next door to Criss Angel's house. She wore her mom's hot little $1,000 dress, but she spilled wine on it. It just so happens that creepy Criss Angel was watching through his telescope (he wasn't invited, you see), and he happened to have $1,000 saved up to buy a new magic wand or something. He offered to give her the money to buy a new dress for Cameron so she wouldn't get in trouble, but now she has to pretend like she's going out with him. Later on, he'll get too big for his britches, and she'll realize how superficial he's become, even though she was secretly falling in love with him. He'll fall from grace, but then they'll live happily ever after when she finds him mowing lawns. Then a Beatles song will play.
Source: Allie Is Wired
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