David Faustino Gets Arrested

David Faustino, shown above satisfying his sick amputee fetish, was arrested on May 12 in New Smyrna Beach, Florida for possession of marijuana and "disorderly intoxication." I can't really think of what "orderly" intoxication is. Maybe it's just a two-for-one charge that rolls up disorderly conduct and public intoxication.

I think my favorite thing about this is that it happened on May 12. The National Enquirer cares little enough about David Faustino that it was only after 3 long days that it could even force itself to squeeze out a story on the guy. Not really surprising, when we haven't seen hide nor hair of him since Married...With Children ended ten years ago.

Source: National Enquirer