Ewan McGregor, shown above with the star of 300 (winner of Sarcasm Weekly's "Least Gay Movie Ever" award), evidently has no problems with his junk. We're nothing if not committed to the truth here at Don't Judge Me*, and so I thought I'd issue the correction that was due.
The company behind the manhood-enhancing underwear has now acknowledged the McGregor story was incorrect, but confirmed the actor had bought other styles of AussieBum pants, according to the Sydney Daily Telegraph. A spokesman tells the publication, “He’s a fan of the brand generally and has bought several different items from the range, but certainly not the Wonderjock. Given his reputation, we doubt very much there would be a need for this.”
I like how conciliatory this correction gets at the end, but word is that it's toned down from the first draft. We've obtained the original statement from AussieBum's spokesman:
"This one time I saw Ewan McGregor in the locker room, and I just couldn't stop staring. I mean, I even started crying a little, because I was ashamed at having called myself a man for all these years when now I knew that this fine specimen was out there. I can no longer please my wife, because I live in constant fear that Ewan McGregor will burst through the door in all his swinging glory and show her what she, and all other women on Earth, have been missing up to this point.
"Ewan McGregor deserves our worship."
I think the original version was a little better.
*Open to debate
Source: Agent Bedhead
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