Happy Britney Day!

Seriously. I woke up this morning and had my choice of way too many Britney Spears stories to cover. What's a girl to do? Do I whore it up as much as possible, make each one their own post, and fake content for the entire morning? Do I make one big post encompassing all that is Britney on this lovely Monday morning? Or do I post a picture of something cute and link the day away? If you guessed number three, you guessed right, children. I've had enough Britney Spears, but much like the T-1000, skinny jeans, and that homeless guy in my garage, she just won't fucking die. Here's all that she's been up to while we were sleeping. Watch the otters when you're done. They make everything better, I promise. It's a mama and a baby, for crying out loud.

Britney still lip syncs, still sucks- Metro UK

Wearing a top hat while you're swimming isn't weird at all- Daily Mail

Britney thinks she's important, 100% of people and airplanes disagree - The Post Chronicle



Source: Metro UK and Daily Mail and The Post Chronicle