Hugh Hefner's House

Hugh Hefner, shown above in the only picture I could find where he's not pictured with someone he regularly has sex with (let's hope), has opened up to Elle Magazine about what the Playboy Mansion is really like.

Although its all fun in the mansion, the girls know it can’t last forever. Holly is aware of an “expiration date”, while our favorite girl Kendra says she feels like she’s on a “roller coaster.” She knows she wants kids and a husband “after I get Cut From Here,” but beyond that it all seems hazy.

Holly also reveals about wanting to be the “only” girl for Hugh. “The only reason for three girlfriends….is the show….Or maybe,” she adds, lapsing into a tentative tone, “I need to believe that….” Holly, believe what you want, cause what your doing is probably working.

The article relays Hefner's claim that the Playboy Mansion is nothing but a "soft porn slumber party," but I think that with the way these girls explain it, I'm more inclined to think of it as some movie on We or Lifetime, most likely starting Meredith Baxter Birney, and probably called something like Winning Her Freedom, or Den of Sin, or Hugh Hefner's Viagra-Fueled Incarceration of Dozens of Beautiful Women.

Source: HollyScoop