John Mayer, shown above announcing his invention of the tiny phonograph, may have knocked up Jessica Simpson. That's a claim that may have meant something 5 years ago, but now it's just something that should have Mayer waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.
“Her friends are astounded at how huge Jessica’s breasts have gotten, and are asking each other if she could be pregnant,” a friend of the singer told the Enquirer….
When contacted… her publicist denied that she is expecting. But Jess has undergone physical changes recently that could be related to pregnancy. Jessica’s breasts, for example, seem to be expanding, says another source.
“Her breasts are positively huge, and she really seems to be taking care of herself.
“She’s not saying anything one way or the other when the subject comes up, but women who put on weight don’t smile when someone suggests they might be pregnant,” added the source.
Mayer's been spotted performing at stand-up comedy clubs recently, commenting on his single life. He's also been spotted out and about with Jessica Simpson despite their recent high-profile breakup. But really, big breasts equaling pregnancy? I think that would mean that Jessica Simpson has been pregnant ever since she burst onto the scene. Which means the baby can't be John Mayer's. Or alive. Or human.
Source: Cele|bitchy
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