Joe Francis, pictured above being incriminated, has cried every day since he's been in prison, according to TMZ. Normally it wouldn't be nice to laugh at a man for crying because he's in jail, but it's totally OK in Joe Francis' case, since he barely deserves to be regarded as a human being.
TMZ has learned that Francis is about to be released from Bay County Jail in Panama City, Fla. -- but will go straight into the hands of the Feds, who will take him to Nevada to face tax evasion charges. We're told that Federal prison will actually be a welcome relief for Francis, whose recent month in Panama City is a far cry from the beach, beer-bong and babe-filled days of yore in the same town, as the jail facility is old, "extremely uncomfortable," and prone to "terrible" leaks during any kind of rainstorm.
TMZ reported last month that a death row inmate had been taunting Francis, and that he was "breaking down" under the constant harangue. Francis is scheduled to face a Florida judge tomorrow, on charges of using minors in sexual performance, but he might be taken to Nevada even before then, as he's waived his right to appear in pre-trial hearings.
I just love all of this. If "extremely uncomfortable" conditions and leaky roofs are enough to make Joe Francis cry his way through every day, I can't wait to see what happens when he's found guilty of all those charges in Nevada and has to spend a couple of years in the poke. I'd guess he offs himself within a year. And again, normally suicide isn't funny, but what Joe Francis does can barely be classified as living in the first place.
Source: TMZ
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