According to PerezHilton.com, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have officially called it quits:
Multiple sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have ended their relationship.
And John's fans are probably rejoicing!
The split happened very recently. "They officially called it quits this past weekend," a well placed source tells us. "They'd been having problems for a while now and just decided it'd be better to end things."
This news will come as a surprise to many, especially Jessica's dad - who just a few days ago was publicly praising Mayer in the press.
Sonnuva...I actually didn't see this one coming. I know EVERYONE else did, but I thought Jessica was going to go this whole new route: brunette, somewhat boho, maybe record an album I could tolerate. And John Mayer was the key to all of that. He'd still make music I hate and be ugly, but she could be this very cool hip chick had she been influenced enough by his friends, or something. That's how it was supposed to play out. I had it all planned. I know this is wrong, but I feel sort of bad for Jessica. I know she's gotten all scary-like, but she's goofy which makes me like her regardless of how much she resembles that lady Gremlin from The New Batch.
Update: Says a pal to People, the split may not be permanent:
"They have broken up," says the source. "But they have broken up and gotten back together at least 10 times before."
I'm gonna pass John a note in study hall to clear all this up, gang. I mean, I guess he likes her, but does he LIKE like her? I'll have him circle "yes" or "no" and let y'all know what he says. Until then, I'll just bump this up the page so it looks like new content. It's early. I haven't finished my first cup of coffee. Gimme a break.
Source: Perez Hilton and People
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