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Big news! Nothing changes about the status of the Jake Gyllenhaal/Reese Witherspoon relationship! - Allie Is Wired

Hollywood kids'll soon have to pay creepy guys outside the liquor stores to get them booze, just like the rest of us did when we were their age - Best Week Ever

David Hyde Pierce is gay. In related news, all blogs make the same goddamn joke about it - The Blemish

Calum Best snorts coke, bangs hookers. No, not Lindsay... - Bumpshack

Britney Spears' karma meter slides down another point - Cele|bitchy

Kevin Federline to star opposite Keanu Reeves in a movie you won't want to see - Glitterati

Celine Dion gives birth to an apparent hermaphrodite - Tasteful Society

Fergie loves Taco Bell in a way that's not OK - TMZ

Hot off the presses from our "No Shit" department: Paris Hilton dreading prison - People