Wednesday, May 30, 2007

K-Fed Is Set to Rock You


Kevin Federline, pictured above doing his best Popeye impression, is gearing up to make another rap album. I know, I haven't recovered from his last one either, but I'll just have to deal.

Kevin Federline is NOT giving up on his musical career. He is investing his OWN money to produce a second album. The fact that his first album Playing With Fire was received with little enthusiasm hasn’t deterred him. He’s consulting with friends he’s made in the music biz, like Scott Storch, but basically he’s doing everything himself in his home studio. Nowadays he says he only leaves home if he gets paid to do it. No more clubbing.


This sounds a lot like me in college, actually, when I only got out of my bathrobe if I was paid to do it. Or if there was free food. Or occasionally if I had class. But the only rapping I did was in the shower, and it wasn't really rapping so much as singing songs that I knew from Sesame Street. College is a weird place.

But that's not all! K-Fed is apparently sending out real deal spies to keep an eye on his ex, watching out for drug abuse and the like:



[Britney’s] soon-to-be ex-hubby Kevin Federline tailed her to Miami - hoping to dig up dirt on her for a vicious new custody battle!…


“Kevin flew the boys and their nanny to Miami,” an insider revealed. “He plans to tap his spied in Florida to gather the evidence he needs to busy Britney doing drugs. He’s determined to get full custody of their sons.”

Not that I'm ever in Kevin Federline's corner, but he deserves those kids way more than Vomity McPukes-a-lot does. Even having Kevin Federline for a full-time father is less embarrassing than being seen anywhere near Britney Spears.

Source: Celebitchy and Janet Charlton's Hollywood