Kelly Clarkson Looks Fabulous, Makes Me Admit to Being Wrong

Oh, damn you Kelly Clarkson. You would go and look fabulous in the same week that I called you ugly. And fat. Cause I also called you fat. Yet here you are, looking gorgeous and decidedly NOT fat. I don't often do this, but...I was wrong. You're quite pretty and rather spectacular when someone else is doing your styling. The lesson here, clearly, is that your legs are not your strong point. This dress covered everything you ought to have accentuated, and put on display everything you ought to hide like a cold sore on a first date. And don't even get me started on the hair. You've got yourself a fat little face (me too, sugar, no judging here) and this haircut is all wrong for you. But in this HQ photo shoot, that fat head is covered by even fatter hair. I appreciate fat hair done right. Wear those boots as often as possible, mess that hair as big as you can, and you'll be off my radar for good. Pinkie swear.

Source: Allie is Wired

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