Monday, May 14, 2007

Kim Kardashian Is Modest


Kim Kardashian, pictured above totally not having given her consent for that tape to be released, is worried about the repercussions of her publicly available sexcapade.

I’m just so relieved that this chapter of my life is now over… I never wanted everyone to think of me as Kim Kardashian, sex tape star.”

I still have to live with the embarrassment and fear that one day my grandkids are going to see it.

Over? This chapter of her life is over? I'm pretty sure this is the only chapter of her life. The table of contents will read like this:

Preface: My Father Helped Keep O.J. Out of Prison

Chapter 1: That Sex Tape

Epilogue: My Tragic (Yet Inevitable) Death Due to Complications of Syphilis, Chlamydia and Gonorrhea

Source: Yeeeah

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