Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Lily Allen Used to Be Promiscuous


Lily Allen, shown above looking like the old guy down by the train tracks plus a microphone, minus a paper bag, says she got kicked out of school for...well, I'll let her speak for herself.

She tells the magazine, "I was doing things with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at such a young age... I was doing blow-jobs... I don't want to go into it. It was not good."

But she insists that although the sexual servicing upset teachers at her school, her parents weren't bothered when the authorities alerted them to Allen's scandalous behaviour.

She adds, "They didn't care... They're products of the 60s, they're bang up for a bit of that."
To me, the statement above comes across as almost scarily naive. To say "I was doing blow-jobs" instead of "I was giving blow-jobs" for some reason strikes me as creepy. Perhaps she was also making sex with her classmates under the bleachers. And don't even get me started on any part of her parents being "bang up for a bit of that." I don't know what it means in the literal sense, but I'm also not sure I can come up with anything that can top parents who are apparently fine with their daughter getting kicked out of school for blowing everybody. That's just straight-up creepy. No matter how wild parents were, I think there's some kind of law that they're supposed to be aghast if their children are similarly wild.


Source: FemaleFirst

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