Lindsay Lohan, shown above thinking she's playing the guitar, is reportedly off the wagon already. Lindsay scoffs at the reports, but insiders insist she downs shots and glasses of champagne, and that she carries around her own little stash in an oversized purse. She's allegedly tried to stay discreet by having friends order her drinks for her.
This report makes me think two things, and here they are in the order I thought them:
1) Lindsay off the wagon? Duh.Seriously, though, this is the least surprising news ever. With all of the pictures of Lindsay partying in her bikini and maybe snorting coke floating around, where does MSNBC's Jeannette Walls get off calling this a "scoop"? Shit, it'd be a scoop if Lindsay was spotted sober somewhere. Rehab included.
2) Where does she go that she only has to have friends order drinks for her to be discreet? In my day, we had to have friends order drinks for us when we were 21 because bars check IDs. You know, those things that indicate that you're old enough to be drinking, and that bars could get in serious shit for not checking? Yeah. How has Lindsay been able to get booze on her own credit card before? Has the law changed since I turned 21?
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