Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Lindsay's Death, Brought to You by Svedka!


Svedka Vodka, pictured above being cold and refreshing, is apparently sponsoring Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday party. Remember, Lindsay Lohan is currently in Alcoholics Anonymous, which makes the vodka sponsorship particularly confusing.

Alcoholics Anonymous member Lindsay Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday blowout in Las Vegas, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.

Lindsay’s mother, Dina, has confirmed she is involved with AA. So, in view of the circumstances, is having a vodka maker sponsor the first birthday of legal drinking age a great idea? Her rep said, “I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay’s birthday, as I am not the one planning it.”

But Lohan’s lawyer Mike Heller confirmed the vodka deal. “This should be one of the best parties ever,” he told Us Weekly.

Lindsay's lawyer went on to say, "Yo, this shit's gonna be off the hook, B! The music goes on, the panties come off, and ain't gonna be no sober mofos in da house!"

Source: Yeeeah

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