Melanie Griffith is Old

This isn't news, really, just a horrifying look at what has become of Melanie Griffith. It's also a call to women across the globe to stop lying about their age. I mean, seriously...49? My mother is 49. I know what 49 should look like, and THIS isn't it. You know who else is 49? Madonna and Michael Jackson. I think that's true. I seem to remember that they had the same age as my mother, for some reason. I'm not researching it. Just throwing it out there as a possibility. Back to Melanie Griffith now. She's not 49.

Awhile ago on one of my internet adventures, I came across this. It amuses me for some unknown reason, and is relevant, so I'm showing it to you. Go forth, and learn of the wonders of Melanie Griffith. You'll notice, however, that nowhere in all of Melanie's Avalon is there a single picture of her looking like she actually looks now. Which is terrifying. The Cryptkeeper has smoother skin and a warmer complexion. The Cryptkeeper has also never encouraged me to become a part of his "Goddess Book Club" or to away with him in his personal avalon. That guy's stock has really started to soar this week.

Source: Daily Mail