Lindsay Lohan, shown above looking even classier than usual, is gearing up to celebrate her 21st birthday in Las Vegas. In response to the revelation of her plans, she offered this explanation:
"I'm going to milk because it's a big birthday."Ah, at least that sets things straight. If other birthdays are less special than this one, we can only assume that other days of the year that aren't anniversarys of her birth must not be terribly special at all. So if how she's been acting lately isn't "milking it," I fully expect a report of at least two murders, three suicides, and probably a monkey on crack. When Lindsay says she plans on learning to gamble, I expect it to resemble the Russian Roulette scenes from The Deer Hunter. Because honestly, anything less just wouldn't be accurately described as "milking it," now, would it?
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