Paris Hilton, pictured above as the goddamn clown that she is, has evidently had her cellmate hand-picked for her upcoming prison stay. What's more, the guards have a specific set of protocols in place just for dealing with Paris's stay.
Officials at the jail where Paris will do time have decided an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving will be the perfect match for Paris. Sources tell TMZ that jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton’s stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in … waiting for a touch of Hilton.
Sources also tell TMZ that jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic — they are prohibiting cameras, cellphones and the like. We’re told a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined — i.e., fired.
Our sources say a “written protocol” has already been prepared especially for Paris’ stay, detailing “when and how things should be done for her.”
Jesus. There is so much wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.
First of all, do cellmates get hand-picked for everybody who walks through those doors? No? Then it shouldn't happen for this whore. This is pretty much the definition of our legal system acknowledging that there's special rules for celebrities and the rich.
Second, what protocols will have to be adhered to that aren't already in place? Are guards allowed to take pictures of inmates taking shits in their cells? Is it special somehow that they're not going to be able to take pictures of Paris, or is this just being reiterated?
The last paragraph there pisses me off the most, though. "When and how things should be done for her." Emphasis mine. Since when do you go to prison to have things done for you? I'm pretty sure prison is where things are done to you. With broom handles.
Source: Celebitchy
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