Reggie Bush's Syphilis Will Soon Start to Show

Reggie Bush, shown above being protected by his tiny metal bodyguard, is officially dating Kim Kardashian. Yeah, that Kim Kardashian. The one whose father helped keep O.J. Simpson free. The one who has a sex tape currently on the market. That one.

If the NFL doesn't have rules against this kind of thing, they should. What was that one guy last year? Ben Roethlisberger, right? He got in a motorcycle accident, and the NFL went batshit crazy because he wasn't supposed to be risking his health like that. I'd think that banging Kim Kardashian is at least as much of a health risk as riding a motorcycle. Without a helmet. Into a tree. On fire.

Source: Bumpshack