Shanna Moakler, pictured above fat, doesn't like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton very much. This may mean something if anybody had any clue who Shanna Moakler was. She left this message on her Myspace blog a few days ago:
HERES A TIP….I'm torn on my feelings about this letter. For one thing, I really like the term "penis posse." Not because Paris and Lindsay like penises so much, but because it makes me chuckle at the thought that maybe they have them. In addition, to be honest, we've all thought just about the same things as Shanna says here, and some of us have even said them. In public. I don't disagree with almost any of it.
Current mood: HONEST
When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!
I've been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don't find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don't feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it's their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don't really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xox
Now comes the reason I'm torn. It's the first sentence in the big paragraph. I'll quote it again so you don't have to scroll all the way back up, you lazy bastard:
I've been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes….
Bullshit. Straight up bullshit. This has-been (actually, more likely a never-was) surely has the right to her opinion, but this would be the same as if I said that I've been getting a lot of letters asking my opinion on the recent actions of the Securities and Exchange Commission. It just wouldn't be true. So, to the extent that she's right, I applaud Shanna Moakler. And to the extent that she's trying to use this to sustain some fantasy that people know who she is, nuts to her.
Source: Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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