Monday, May 7, 2007

Some Guy Who Works for Paris Hilton Resigns in Disgrace


Paris Hilton's agent Elliot Mintz, pictured above as Agent Smith from The Matrix, claimed responsibility for her conviction and resigned on Sunday evening. Actually, the more I look at it, the more I think he's not her agent, but rather that he's her publicist or spokesperson or something. But since I don't really know the difference between any of those things, I'm going to keep calling this guy Paris Hilton's agent, if only so that I can keep the picture up at the top of this post. Anyway, here's what he had to say:

The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys......I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.

What have we learned from this? We've learned that not only is Paris Hilton a liar, but she surrounds herself with other liars who are willing to lie to back up her lies.

Source: A Socialite's Life

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