Justice Is Served Will be Served on the Veranda After Cocktails

I absolutely positively flat out refuse to comment on this situation. The one where Paris has been granted 45 days of house arrest in lieu of completing her whopping three weeks of hard time she was sentenced to. That situation. That's the one I'm not going to say anything about. Sick of her, sick of the situation. Nope, not gonna say a word about it. Except that a house arrest ankle bracelet is going to clash with her belt. Oh, and also to say that my manicured nails are likely going to break and/or peel when I sneak into her West Hollywood home and rape her with a salami and/or broom handle. I haven't decided which yet, but I'm pretty sure it has to be done. I saw it on t.v. once.

Look at the bunny and forget this happened. He's SO tired!

Source: TMZ