Looks like those darned Spice Girls are at it again. After months of speculation and rumor which drew the interest of, literally, DOZENS of avid fans, the aging promoters of Girl Power have announced their reunion plans:
All five Spice Girls appeared in public together for the first time in six years today (June 28) as they announced an 11-date, eight-country world tour.
The tour will take in the USA, Britain, Germany, Spain, China, Australia, South Africa and Argentina. To register for tickets go to www.thespicegirls.com
Straddling Christmas, the tour will begin in Posh Spice Victoria Beckham’s new home Los Angeles on December 7, before visiting Las Vegas, New York City, London, Cologne, Madrid, Beijing, Hong Kong, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires.
Sweet Moses, look at them up there. At least you can only see their feet, which would actually be the preferred view since they've all chosen rather fabulous footwear to deter the eye from their otherwise questionable ensembles, save for Scary who REALLY needs to reconsider those red things she's strapped to her hooves. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of the red shoe on most days. Just not, you know, THOSE red shoes. And never ever should the red shoe see the light of day when the red shoe is accompanying a red ensemble, unless you're going to the prom and it's 1995. And if that's the case you should tell your fella you want a WRISTLET corsage, because who wants a big bouquet of standard roses taking away from their billowy sleeves or getting in the way of their stellar macarena execution? Honestly, boys don't understand anything. Hey, remember when the Spice Girls could stand in FRONT of the flag rather than hiding behind it? Ahh, those were the days...
I can only hang on and hope that this tour comes blessed with a camera crew documenting every stretchmarked and botoxed moment so that I can bask in the glory that will be Bravo's Reuinited and It Feels So Good: The Spice Girls (if they use that name, I want royalties).
Source: Times Online
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