Abe Vigoda is Still Alive, and Other Pertinent News

It's 30 minutes outside of a holiday here, and while I'm feeling relaxed after a fabulous Lush bath (yes, Lush, I plan to continue plugging you for free until you catch on and offer me a lifetime supply for my efforts) I can't bring myself to head to bed until I've gathered up all of the goods that appear to have occurred whilst I was soaking. Ready?

Divorces: Mandie Taketa Brady has filed for divorce from husband Wayne Brady. Just as relevant in the world of current entertainers: I broke a nail today.

Johnny Knoxville has filed for divorce from his wife of twelve years, Melanie Lynn Clapp. The two have an eleven-year-old daughter, Madison, and Knoxville will seek joint custody. Hey, remember back before he did The Dukes of Hazzard when it was still okay to have a crush on Johnny Knoxville? Yea...those were swell times. Simpler times.

Pregnant: Everyone has once again heard from reliable sources that Nicole Richie is pregnant, and everyone is once again stating for the umpteenth time that she will be marrying Joel Madden this summer. Thank God that's all cleared up now.

Christina Aguilera, also rumored to be pregnant and confirmed pregnant repeatedly, has once again been confirmed pregnant today. In related news, reading the E! News feature on this will make you want to cut Natalie Finn no less than a dozen times for her continued insistence upon making baby puns out of Aguilera's song titles.

Dead: Not Abe Vigoda

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