Friday, July 6, 2007

Bai Ling Is Insane, Maybe a Liar


Bai Ling, shown above looking more tasteful and restrained than usual, apparently got married in Vegas on the Fourth of July. You may remember Bai Ling from such.....wait a minute. Never mind. I'm pretty sure she's at least 3 rungs below me on the ladder of fame. She just happens to show up at red carpet events looking like a slut, so people assume she must be famous.

TMZ spotted the always wacked-out, self-described "crazy movie star" and chicken dancer outside Area last night, where she announced to the world, via paparazzi, that she got hitched in Sin City earlier that day. She may want to tell her reps now, since they told TMZ that no wedding occurred.
TMZ readers have analyzed the video on her site and have identified the man in question, who in the video refers to himself as "anonymous," as Dionne Warwick's son. I'd thought that there was no rung on the ladder of fame beneath Bai Ling, but Dionne Warwick's son has proven that there is, and that rung is labeled "Bai Ling's husband."

Source: TMZ