I've taken time out of my day of lighting explosives and curb-stomping hippies to bring you this latest insight into the dank, echoing space that is Britney Spears's head (being new to this gig, I'm not quite to the point of throwing myself from a balcony when I see her name). I don't think I'm alone in saying that things were starting to look a little more encouraging on the Britney Spears front. She was wearing better wigs, freaking out a little less, and dressing...well, still kind of like a blind 4 year old that was raised by wolves. But hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Some plausible if somewhat dubious explanations for her behavior were beginning to surface, and I was pleasantly looking forward to a time when Britney Spears would be living quietly in shame, away from the public eye.
But now she done fucked it all the hell up (yay for earning our NC-17!) by sending a letter to X17 which was, by all accounts, dripping with insanity when it arrived. The exact text follows:
Dear x17,
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
For those just tuning in to this soap opera, the umbrella incident is when she shaved her head, flipped out, and broke a pap photographer's window in with an umbrella. Truly, a pinnacle of nuttiness which is only accented and driven home by this stunning correspondence. Go on, read it again and meet me back here. Awesome. I'll ignore her troubling spelling errors and childlike syntax (oops, no I won't) and focus pretty squarely on the fact that a better explanation could have been penciled in by a drunken ape. The umbrella "incedent" had been pretty much relegated to the archives by now. The jokes had been made, she went to rehab, we all got tired of it. But now here we are, reflecting on what a psycho bitch she is. To all of you who ever thought it'd be so hot if jailbait Britney ever turned into a dirty party whore, shame on you.
Source: dListed
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