Britney Spears is the trashiest whore I've ever heard of. And this time, I've got evidence. Besides the picture above, of course, which is evidence enough for a simple charge of "trashy whore." Upgrading to "trashiest whore I've ever heard of," though, requires some extraordinary support. Here it is:
At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a Chanel dress to clean it up!There's other stuff about mood swings and how she had her "skanky" friends do her hair and makeup, but I think fried chicken and dogshit sums it all up pretty nicely, don't you? In fact, I think that's a pretty good metaphor for Britney in general. Let me give you an example of how to use it:
Idiot: Did you hear about Britney's latest antics?
Me: Aw, that bitch ain't nothin' but fried chicken an' dogshit.
Just make sure to give me attribution when you use it, y'all.
Source: TMZ
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