I Don't Want to Post About Lindsay...

...but this piece is too bizarre and ridiculous to pass up. Evidently Lindsay's people are floating claims that she wasn't even driving the car when she was arrested for DUI.

Her uncle, Chris Sullivan, tells the New York Post that she "may well not have been driving the car," and "hopefully the truth will come out." Sullivan calls Tarin Graham, Lindsay's former assistant embroiled in the incident, "a problem individual and Lindsay was trying to help her out," however, Sullivan offered no alternate
explanation.

These explanations are making no sense. Her uncle, who wasn't there, says she wasn't driving the car. He says she was trying to help out her former assistant, whose mother may have been driving the car that police say was being chased around the parking lot, but that Lindsay says was chasing her around the parking lot. She had cocaine in her possession, but it wasn't hers. It's all somebody else's fault.

We all tried these excuses before, but they stop working after you turn about 14 years old, I think. "No, mom, the squirrel was dead when we found it! Those aren't our fireworks! They were in the dead squirrel's mouth when we found it! It was Josh's idea to even go look at the squirrel in the first place! I didn't even want to see it, but then the fireworks happened to catch on fire and blow the squirrel up, and it was aweso....I mean, it was disgusting!"

Source: TMZ