I Guess My Mom Was Right

I received an email from my mother last week which read "I don't even know what a blog is. However, you are very talented and I am very proud of you. Some of your vocab is not so nice but we will blame that on your Dad." And God bless her, she's probably right. I found this fun little site posted on TMZ today that gives your blog a rating based upon it's content. I'm proud(?) to say that we here at Don't Judge Me have been deemed unsuitable for anyone under the age of 17, even if accompanied by a parent or guardian. Why, you ask? Well, because we've said "shit" seven times, "hell" seven times, "death" five times, "fuck" five times, "dead" 3 times, "fucking" three times, "dick" two times, "pissed" two times, "whore" one time, and "porn" one time. I'm not entirely sure their judgment can be deemed scientific, however, since they ignored the two "motherfuckers" on the front page alone. If only we had the want to squander away all of our earnings on nipple slip paparazzi photos, we could achieve that highly coveted x-rating of our peers. *le sigh* A girl can dream.