Inside the Judge's Chambers: The Genesis

And now, for the first text messaged episode of "Inside the Judge's Chambers..."

Sug: Name of blog: Who Farted? I don't know. Maybe not. Don't judge me.
Mel: Oh I'm judging you alright.
Sug: How about "Don't Judge Me"?
Mel: I actually rather like that.
Sug: Me too. A lot. Do we have it?
Mel: I'm checking to see if the domain is available.
Sug: Lemme know
Mel: Taken
Sug: Fuckstein.
Mel: Fuckstein.com is available
Sug: Maybe not. What about dontjudgeme.net?
Mel: .net is available. I'll see if blogger supports it.
Sug: Is that the no brainer? I think it is.
Mel: I don't know what that means. Should I buy it?
Sug: Are we satisfied enough with the name, and does blogger support it?
Mel: Yes and Yes
Sug: Then let's do it.
Mel: We own it.
Sug: Sweet. This shit just got real.