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Why can't Paris just hide her vagina away like the good little turtle that it is?- TMZ

Lindsay to play Paris to the sound of Britney. There is no God- agentbedhead

Padma and Salman divorce, bring balance to the force- Fatback and Collards

Stop looking at the camera and flexing, Nick, this is supposed to be a SCANDAL, not a photoshoot- Cele|bitchy

Isaiah still complaining about the man keeping him down- Hollywood Offender

"The Ambien made me do it." Yea, me too, Stamos. Me too- ICYDK

Young Hollywood actor refuses to get drunk or high in public. Didn't he get his handbook?- Tasteful Society

I still think she looks like a My Little Pony in shoulder pads, but whatever. Here's some Jessica Biel- What I Missed

The Noxzema girl topless. About as exciting as, you know, ANYONE topless- The Evil Beet