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Lindsay Ruins Everything- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Posh's legs are nasty. Wait, no, they're photoshopped. No, hang on...they're not photoshopped. Fuck, I really hate photoshop- Cele|bitchy

Pagans threaten Homer Simpson with ritual rain ceremony. Seriously- Fatback and Collards

Yea...do all your own publicity, Brit. Make a video while you're at it. There's no way this could go wrong. You're a star, kid, a star!- ICYDK

Stephanie Tanner got married. Why the hell are we talking about Stephanie Tanner anyways? My IMDB page is bigger than hers- The Evil Beet

Sweet Moses on crisp toast, one of them Hills kids wants to sing now- poponthepop

The Cruises plan a ritual sacrifice in honor of the Beckhams- A Socialite's Life

I want to make some sort of joke about King King raping Naomi Watts, but whatever. I can't figure out what the gestation period would have to be for that joke to work, so just check her out looking effing HUGE- The Blemish

Justin Timberlake opens a restaurant, every blog in the known universe makes the same pulled pork joke- Yeeeah!