Muireann McDonnell...because you guys seem to really want to know about her

I'm always interested in the fun facts that our statcounter returns about our readers. The fellow from the Netherlands who has had 95 returning visits...he interests me (I assume you're male, I don't know why.) Those who find us by googling "Beth Chapman breasts" are also interesting characters to me. And I've also been thrilled to learn through statcounter that we are among the top results for queries such as "ugly vagina," "no I won't make out with you," and "Beth Chapman porn." (What is it with you guys and Beth Chapman? And why are we a top result?) The one query that has plagued Sug and I for WEEKS now, however, is "Muireann McDonnell." At the moment, 14.18% of users on the site arrived by searching for Muireann McDonnell, and we've but one post referencing her. There are more of you here for Muireann McDonnell, in fact, than there are here for those Nick and Vanessa pics down there. So, it seems, it's time I give the people what they want. Behold: Everything I can find about Muireann McDonnell.

Firstly, Muireann McDonnell does not have a wikipedia entry. Luckily, google is an ever-faithful friend. I have learned that she's a cute and I think quite tall glass of milk. She resembles Jennifer Garner in that "girl next door who could kick your ass" sort of way. A medical student from Dublin, she is 22 and has been dating actor Colin Farrell for seven months. Last month, Farrell professed that she was "the one." Correspondingly, Muireann McDonnell has either a) a magic lamp b) a fairy godmother or c) has mastered fourth year potions. Because honestly, just how gods damned often do ridiculously good looking bad boy actors head home for a holiday and chat up the intelligent pre-med barmaid at the local watering hole, only to have his heart stolen by her girlish smile and secretive eyes? Not too damn often outside of Hugh Grant movies, of this much I am certain. So congratulations on whatever magic it is you have mastered, Ms McDonnell. I tip my hat to you.