Nick and Vanessa Steamy Sex Pics!

These were rumored to be hardcore and steamy. And they totally are, except, you know, they're not at all. And I can't confirm that they're having sex. He could be helping her stretch, for all I know. Either way, they both make funny stretching faces. I'm not going to say much more about this little publicity stunt because the two of them are still acting all butt-hurt about these pictures and I'm most likely going to have to take them down soon so, you know, Vanessa can go on Oprah and cry about how hard it is to be a real person in this crazy mixed up hot tubbin world. Maybe then she can explain where the third person is hiding who has their left foot resting atop Nick's left shoulder. I'd like to get down to the bottom of that one. Just like Nick's gettin down to her bottom! *cue cymbals* Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal.

Source: Daily Stab