O'Connell Weds Romijn, Dashes Dreams

Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos were married this past Saturday. O'Connell, shown above just having lost his comb, somehow played the lead in Kangaroo Jack and is now married to a really, really gorgeous woman. Who seems pretty cool. Making this development worse for us average schlubs who dream one day to date women who are out of our league is the fact that O'Connell was also the star of Joe's Apartment. I'll assume that I don't even need to mention Tomcats.

Don't get me wrong. O'Connell seems like a decent guy. All I'm saying is that Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is hot. Like, really, really hot. Even with all that blue crap all over her like in X-Men, she's ridiculously, astoundingly hot. The first Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue I ever bought had her on the cover. It's on my bookshelf right now, ten or so years later. True story. Anyway, I'm just trying, as any man would (and as every man should) to make it seem like no movie career is very much preferable, in terms of attractiveness, to a shitty movie career.

Source: Baltimore Sun