One would think that if one were in the number one movie in America that life would be going pretty damn well. And for everyone else in Transformers, including the ill-fated Decepticons, the summer is indeed going very well. But not for Josh Duhamel. No, not for Josh Duhamel at all:
The hunk not only has the No. 1 movie in the nation, "Transformers," he's just installed a stripper pole at home so live-in girlfriend Fergie can entertain him with a little bump and grind. "Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, 'cause she doesn't want to look stupid,"
Raise your hand if you just threw up a little. Come on, get 'em up there. Fergie's gonna...she's gonna "bump" and "grind." Naked. Ewwwww. And Josh Duhamel...he LIKES it. Am I the only one who sees what's going on here? I bet Louise Miller sees what's happening clear as day. Yea, you're damn right she does, because Louise Miller pulled this same trip on Brad Powell. Give the poor bastard the antidote, Fergie, you heartless witch you. Yea, that's right, it's another Teen Witch reference. And now that I've said it, you know what has to happen, right? Enjoy:
Source: NY Post
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