Orlando Bloom and Naomie Harris went on a date in London last night. Um...that's pretty much it. That's her up there. Apparently she was in Pirates of the Caribbean (one of them? Two of them? All of them?) but I can't say I remember her. I thought the bitchy dancer who finally embraced her emotions and took over the starring role in Jonathan's ballet after Maureen confronted her inner demons, her bulemia, and her mother at the end of Center Stage was in Pirates. I guess that wasn't her after all. Whatever, I was masturbating. Johnny Depp. Nuff said.
The pair reportedly became close on the set of Pirates Of The Caribbean and Naomie, 30, was a shoulder to cry on when Orlando, also 30, split from longterm girlfriend Kate Bosworth last year.
A source says: "She scored points with Orlando by being his friend first. He admitted recently that he's interested in more than a friendship with Naomie."
And she feels the same as she gushed: "Orlando - I love him! He was really sweet, and I was like, 'Yeah, you're the hottest one'."
You read that, right? She said that to this guy:
That's not okay. That's not okay at all. Even if the pool for comparison were the Skekses elders, one of them was definitely hotter than Orlando Bloom. Yea, Chamberlain...I'm lookin at you, baby.
Source: Daily Mail
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