TMZ has reported that America's favorite hooker (eat it, Julia Roberts), Paris Hilton, made out with some guy that used to go out with Mischa Barton. Fun true sidenote: writing for gossip blogs sometimes feels like writing for an underground middle school newspaper.
The scariest scene at Guy's karaoke night on Tuesday wasn't Paris "singing," it was her make-out session with ballsy Cisco Adler! A TMZ spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance.
Deciding whether 1) Paris Hilton singing or 2) those two reeking crotch pits intertwining is "scariest" is a task I'm nowhere near equipped for. I will say, however, that I'd rather see Ernest Borgnine do a naked jig than witness either of those two things.
The title of TMZ's article is "Paris Takes Mischa's Sloppy Seconds," meaning Paris is the one going low here. But I'm not so sure. Yeah, that guy in the hat may not be famous, rich, sober, educated, or properly groomed, but Paris Hilton is everything you just thought of when you read her name. And I'm betting nobody thought anything like "Great catch!" If that guy got a new look, went to college, and made it big, Paris Hilton would still have herpes.
Source: TMZ
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