Monday, September 10, 2007

The Bachelor Joins The Axis of Evil



I don't have much experience with The Bachelor. I enjoy my fair share of reality programming, but there isn't much I can tell you about The Bachelor, so this is really just a pleasant distraction from 337 headlines about Britney for me:


I guess that’s why The Bachelor’s Andy Baldwin called off the engagement to the show’s winner, Tessa Horst … he’s dating former Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli.

Sunday the couple was spotted in an L.A. park getting their cuddle on.

Sepideh has also reportedly dated ‘Friends’ star, David Schwimmer.


That there's one pretty Iranian. I dated an Iranian in high school (he insisted he was "Persian") but he looked more like Jagdish, the kindly foreigner who ran the Shell station at the corner and sold me cigarettes when I was a mere innocent thirteen years old. So, you know, dodged two bullets there, Senor Bachelor. Not only did you not end up with some sad little thing who had to resort to reality television to find her true love, but you also didn't end up with one who would try with all his heart to get you to "please, Ms Melissa, you just come with me to my home!" Score.

Source: Allie is Wired