I've had about enough of this girl and her "oops, I totally didn't mean to show you my ass" ways, but whatever. She's news and search engine traffic, for sure. So along comes news of Kim Kardashian and her Playboy spread:
A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt."
Kardashian's 12-page pictorial "will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today.
And of course, scenes from the Playboy shoot will show up in Kardashian's upcoming E! reality show.
Yea. I'm sure the spread reveals more than was originally planned. Because when you set up a twelve page spread with Playboy, you bring along your turtlenecks and expect to talk Tolstoy. Why can't she just once own up to the fact that she does, indeed, want you to see her naked? Hmmm? I might respect that, just a teensy bit. Not much, but a little, and that's got to count for something. But no, she's all "Oh noes! My private sex tape leaked to the internet and now people actually know who I am," and "Yea, I posed in Playboy, and oh my God my BOOB slipped out! Can you believe it? I'm so embarrassed!" Kim. Kim. Honey...seriously. I've seen your labia. Let's drop the coy act, okay?
Source: Us Weekly
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