Well, I tried to stay away from this whole Vanessa Hudgens naked pic scandal simply because I didn't feel like finding out who she was, but the bitch won't quit. Rumors are now circulating that there is now a Vanessa Hudgens nude video:
The clip shows Vanessa sitting in front of a Christmas tree wearing only a Santa hat, pasties to cover her breasts and a red thong with mistletoe decoration. Slowly Vanessa took off her 'attributes' one by one and murmured "I want Santa come up my chimney because I've been a good little girl this year.' at the end of her 'striptease'.
Alright, so the girl done took her clothes off for her phone. Let's be real...when I was her age I'd do this shit in front of the mirror to determine whether or not I was sexy enough to finally take my clothes off for a boy. You heard me. I was a late bloomer. Anyhoodle...she has better technology then I did, is all. This is sort of like when I'd call my own answering machine and sing into it so I could determine via playback whether or not I had the chops for that singing career I'd always dreamed of (I don't). Except, she's trying to determine if she has the chops to be a slut. Same concept, different career goals. Let the poor lamb find her way, folks.
Source: National Ledger
Update: Check it. This is sourced from the National Ledger. The National Ledger sourced Hollyscoop. Hollyscoop sourced...nobody, actually. The same story appears with the same exact quote on AceShowbiz, who sources THEM Weekly. THEM weekly, incidentally, is "a satirical website that presents news of fresh folly and disaster daily". Except THEM Weekly doesn't actually contain any content, but they DO direct you to Postcards From The Pug Bus. On Postcards From The Pug Bus you can find the story about Vanessa Hudgens, which sources THEM Weekly...yea. There's a video of this girl, all right, and in it she's flossing her teeth and reading to the elderly. Scandalous!
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