Greetings, fans. RVZ here once again, punching in early today to discuss our sweet little blog here.
I was just going through the old posts, and I noticed something in the side bar which made me both smile and giggle. Dear friends, Don't Judge Me has been nominated for not one, but two "Bloggers' Choice Awards", in the categories of "Best Gossip Blog" and "Best Entertainment Blog".
I just have to say what an honor, AN HONOR, it is to be selected as a possible recipiant for this prestegious award. There are a great many gossip blogs out there, but to know that you, the fans, love us that much? Why... it just warms my black little heart. I know it's cliche, but it truly is an honor just to be nominated.
However, I won't be attending the award show. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why. Because awards shows have become ridiculous, that's why. Did you know they have an awards show for infomercials now? Infomercials, for Christ's sake! They have an awards show.. For. Awards. SHOWS. I mean, COME ON!
So, as honored and touched as I am by your praise, gentle readers, you will not be seeing ME on a red carpet anytime soon. I am a simple man, not one prone to the display of grandeur and ego which a red carpet provides. I am a simple man, with a simple job. And that job is to make fun of celebrities for doing stupid shit.
Nay, it's far more effective if I do that without showing my face. You'd just all become smitten by my model-ish good looks and boyish charm, anyways. But once again, thank you for the nominations.
Source: Blogger
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