<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185</id><updated>2008-07-16T18:11:35.503-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't Judge Me</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default'/><author><name>Sugraf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00546249282550637946</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>377</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-4333214573804347887</id><published>2007-12-06T06:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T06:28:25.044-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You like us! YOU REALLY LIKE US!</title><summary type='text'>

Greetings, fans. RVZ here once again, punching in early today to discuss our sweet little blog here.

I was just going through the old posts, and I noticed something in the side bar which made me both smile and giggle. Dear friends, Don't Judge Me has been nominated for not one, but two "Bloggers' Choice Awards", in the categories of "Best Gossip Blog" and "Best Entertainment Blog".

I just </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/12/you-like-us-you-really-like-us.html' title='You like us! YOU REALLY LIKE US!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=4333214573804347887' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/4333214573804347887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/4333214573804347887'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/4333214573804347887'/><author><name>Ranheru VanZant</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-3948389742829825131</id><published>2007-12-04T17:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T18:03:53.274-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snoop Dogg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ellen DeGeneres'/><title type='text'>An Obituary</title><summary type='text'>


Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Ranheru Van Zant here. I have recently returned from a trip wherein I "hob-knobbed" and "canoodled" my way across south-east Asia (I'm HUGE in Japan). It was both relaxing and educational. So, imagine my shock and awe when I returned to the Secure Homeland of America and recieved this dreadful news, which I will now share with you all.

Friends, neighbors, groupies</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/12/obituary.html' title='An Obituary'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=3948389742829825131' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/3948389742829825131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/3948389742829825131'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/3948389742829825131'/><author><name>Ranheru VanZant</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-2374075016557012162</id><published>2007-09-24T15:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T15:13:45.576-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zachary Quinto'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hayden Panettiere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heroes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Milo Ventimiglia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adrian Pasdar'/><title type='text'>Don't Eff With Suresh: A Look at Tonight's Heroes Premiere</title><summary type='text'>Even though our keyword activity points toward the notion that we have mostly fans of Britney and Lindsay here and very little else, I shall continue this season with my weekly Heroes clips.  Below you'll find seven clips of tonight's season premiere, which looks...sort of boring.  Suresh is still hot and pouty, Claire's hair has lost some of it's bounce and she predictably befriends a geeky </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/dont-eff-with-suresh-look-at-tonights.html' title='Don&apos;t Eff With Suresh: A Look at Tonight&apos;s Heroes Premiere'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=2374075016557012162' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/2374075016557012162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/2374075016557012162'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/2374075016557012162'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-8036388470825959432</id><published>2007-09-24T09:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T09:23:20.543-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bruce Springsteen'/><title type='text'>The Boss Turns 58</title><summary type='text'>It's looking to be a busy morning, so the only news I have is that which I know off the top of my head: Bruce Springsteen turned 58 yesterday, and he's still the sexiest sonnuvabitch to grace the Garden State or any other.  To celebrate, here's a grainy video of Rosalita live in 1978.  The '76 video was more visually pleasing, but c'mon...everyone who's anyone knows that 1978 was THE Springsteen </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/boss-turns-58.html' title='The Boss Turns 58'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=8036388470825959432' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/8036388470825959432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/8036388470825959432'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/8036388470825959432'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-7769789702197278530</id><published>2007-09-21T14:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-21T14:30:25.839-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hugh Hefner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kim Kardashian'/><title type='text'>Kim Kardashian is Shy</title><summary type='text'>

I've had about enough of this girl and her "oops, I totally didn't mean to show you my ass" ways, but whatever.  She's news and search engine traffic, for sure.  So along comes news of Kim Kardashian and her Playboy spread:

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/kim-kardashian-is-shy.html' title='Kim Kardashian is Shy'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=7769789702197278530' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/7769789702197278530/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/7769789702197278530'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/7769789702197278530'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-3752166038332771652</id><published>2007-09-20T21:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-20T21:48:33.109-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hayden Panettiere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Milo Ventimiglia'/><title type='text'>Claire and Peter Bump Pink Parts</title><summary type='text'>

So the newest little buzz around Hayden Panettiere is that she's opened up her heart and her vagina for co-star, Milo Ventimiglia:

Hayden and Milo get cozy, comfy and intimate at the Duran Duran concert staged at Disney Hall in downtown Los Angeles, an official after-party of the Emmy Awards. They seem quite in love as they touch and take pictures in the midst of the crowd, and towards the end</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/claire-and-peter-bump-pink-parts.html' title='Claire and Peter Bump Pink Parts'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=3752166038332771652' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/3752166038332771652/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/3752166038332771652'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/3752166038332771652'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-8207309669069568852</id><published>2007-09-19T11:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T12:31:57.430-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='OJ Simpson'/><title type='text'>O.J. is NOT good for you.</title><summary type='text'>

This isn't really "celebrity gossip" as much as "breaking has-been news", but what the hell; everyone else is talking about it:

O.J. Simpson* will be in court today, charged with kidnapping, armed robbery, and assault with a deadly weapon. This is just a prelim, but if the Juice gets found guilty on all charges, he could serve life in prison.

Oh my goodness.

The whole thing started in Vegas </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/oj-is-not-good-for-you.html' title='O.J. is NOT good for you.'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=8207309669069568852' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/8207309669069568852/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/8207309669069568852'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/8207309669069568852'/><author><name>Ranheru VanZant</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-7652347700645909735</id><published>2007-09-19T09:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T09:58:47.053-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steven Spielberg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jack Nicholson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ben Stiller'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jared Leto'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owen Wilson'/><title type='text'>Owen Wilson Has Shitty Friends and Colleagues</title><summary type='text'>


By now you've all heard that the man with the ugliest nose in Hollywood attempted suicide. I don't mean to make light of it, because I like his work and I feel for those in the grips of depression. That's what made this news all the more shocking to me.


It’s hush-hush and strictly confidential, but tragic comedy star Owen Wilson didn’t “quit” his movie after that drug-fueled suicide bid - my</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/owen-wilson-has-shitty-friends-and.html' title='Owen Wilson Has Shitty Friends and Colleagues'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=7652347700645909735' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/7652347700645909735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/7652347700645909735'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/7652347700645909735'/><author><name>Sugraf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00546249282550637946</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-3351930466671273795</id><published>2007-09-14T18:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-14T18:12:28.615-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Criss Angel'/><title type='text'>Criss Angel- not so much a "mindfreak" as much as "just a freak".</title><summary type='text'>

EDIT: I thought I posted this like... three days ago. Sorry fans.

First off, I know this has already been covered to death... but I feel the need to follow up on my previous posting in light of current events.

Britney. *shakes head* Britney, Britney, Britney. I tried to tell you, didn't I? You can blame your stilletto heels, or your last minute change of routine, but we all know what the real</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/criss-angel-not-so-much-mindfreak-as.html' title='Criss Angel- not so much a &quot;mindfreak&quot; as much as &quot;just a freak&quot;.'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=3351930466671273795' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/3351930466671273795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/3351930466671273795'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/3351930466671273795'/><author><name>Ranheru VanZant</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-2266267917396149978</id><published>2007-09-13T21:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T22:06:07.071-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vanessa Hudgens'/><title type='text'>Vanessa Hudgens Is Super Scandalous!  And Naked!</title><summary type='text'>
Well, I tried to stay away from this whole Vanessa Hudgens naked pic scandal simply because I didn't feel like finding out who she was, but the bitch won't quit.  Rumors are now circulating that there is now a Vanessa Hudgens nude video:

The clip shows Vanessa sitting in front of a Christmas tree wearing only a Santa hat, pasties to cover her breasts and a red thong with mistletoe decoration. </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/vanessa-hudgens-is-super-scandalous-and.html' title='Vanessa Hudgens Is Super Scandalous!  And Naked!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=2266267917396149978' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/2266267917396149978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/2266267917396149978'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/2266267917396149978'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-1492367996010886563</id><published>2007-09-11T09:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T09:56:24.790-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tommy Lee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pamela Anderson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alicia Keys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kid Rock'/><title type='text'>If I Taught Tommy Lee's English Class</title><summary type='text'>
As most of you probably know, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, both exes of Pamela Anderson (as well as both being ex-relevant, or something), got into a little dustup at the VMAs over the weekend. As fights go, it seems to have been pretty lame. But it prompted Tommy Lee to pen a stunning literary exploration of his emotions in the wake of the traumatic event. I won't comment on its content, as I can't </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/if-tommy-lee-were-in-my-english-class.html' title='If I Taught Tommy Lee&apos;s English Class'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=1492367996010886563' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/1492367996010886563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/1492367996010886563'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/1492367996010886563'/><author><name>Sugraf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00546249282550637946</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-5816307252786135917</id><published>2007-09-11T09:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T09:36:23.582-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><title type='text'>This Guy Seems to Have Life All Figured Out</title><summary type='text'>

Dear Crazy Britney Fan,

You're out of your gods damned mind.  

Hugs and Kisses,
Mel

P.S. Hiding under a sheet while you make your video doesn't mean the leather-clad gentleman in the next room is loading the tranquilizer gun any more slowly.  

P.P.S. Please see Pete Wentz's "Tips on Guyliner" before attempting this look again.  I don't condone it, but if you're gonna do it, do it right.  </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/this-guy-seems-to-have-life-all-figured.html' title='This Guy Seems to Have Life All Figured Out'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=5816307252786135917' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/5816307252786135917/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/5816307252786135917'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/5816307252786135917'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-2164094273858361992</id><published>2007-09-10T21:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T21:30:07.514-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Andy Baldwin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Bachelor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sepideh Haftgoli'/><title type='text'>The Bachelor Joins The Axis of Evil</title><summary type='text'>

I don't have much experience with The Bachelor.  I enjoy my fair share of reality programming, but there isn't much I can tell you about The Bachelor, so this is really just a pleasant distraction from 337 headlines about Britney for me:

I guess that’s why The Bachelor’s Andy Baldwin called off the engagement to the show’s winner, Tessa Horst … he’s dating former Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli.

</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/bachelor-joins-axis-of-evil.html' title='The Bachelor Joins The Axis of Evil'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=2164094273858361992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/2164094273858361992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/2164094273858361992'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/2164094273858361992'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-1050173552849435625</id><published>2007-09-10T13:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T13:44:56.690-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flight of the Conchords'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='VMA&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Silverman'/><title type='text'>Britney's Vagina.  Again.  Gods, I'm So Tired of This Thing.</title><summary type='text'>Hmmm, when you've just tanked your overly-advertised "comeback" performance live on Mtv and have then have your entire life laughed at by the quirky jew-girl, what on earth do you DO to make the world a better place again?  If you guessed "flash your pantiless vagina" you would be wrong, but you would be thinking like our own Ms Spears.  

You know we don't pay for paparazzi photos here, so check</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/britneys-vagina-again-gods-im-so-tired.html' title='Britney&apos;s Vagina.  Again.  Gods, I&apos;m So Tired of This Thing.'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=1050173552849435625' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/1050173552849435625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/1050173552849435625'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/1050173552849435625'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-1913435908136676828</id><published>2007-09-10T09:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T14:50:54.667-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='VMA&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Silverman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton'/><title type='text'>I Have Nightmares Like This</title><summary type='text'>
You ever have one of those dreams where for some reason you're in a play or a dance recital, but you've managed to skip out on every single rehearsal so you're forced on stage in your underthings and can do little more than bop around seconds after everyone else looking ridiculous and confused while you forget all of the lines you knew damn well you should have been rehearsing in front of your </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/i-have-nightmares-like-this.html' title='I Have Nightmares Like This'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=1913435908136676828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/1913435908136676828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/1913435908136676828'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/1913435908136676828'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-5972084014058706893</id><published>2007-09-07T12:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T13:34:13.070-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to Musictown, May I Service You?</title><summary type='text'>

We have a blog here.  For the past month I've been working.  Like, actual work.  Sucks.  My temp is from the devil and my company has been bought.  Bought by a big old fish.  A fish so big that every day I walk into the office and await the arrival of my Musictown apron.  If you don't know the reference and the quote, get the fuck out.  Seriously.  Where does that leave our blog?  Don't know.  </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/09/welcome-to-musictown-may-i-service-you.html' title='Welcome to Musictown, May I Service You?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=5972084014058706893' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/5972084014058706893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/5972084014058706893'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/5972084014058706893'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-5967876422177434477</id><published>2007-08-13T14:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-13T14:24:54.784-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Have a Blog?</title><summary type='text'>

Sug's in Vegas.  I've been training a new person at work for a week.  You know when you learn the definition of "busy?"  When you're so busy you don't have time to type out much more than "I'm busy."  Just figured I'd give you guys a heads up, and there it is.  I really hope by the end of the week this all clears up.  If all goes well by next Monday my new girl will be trained and I'll be all </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/08/i-have-blog.html' title='I Have a Blog?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=5967876422177434477' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/5967876422177434477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/5967876422177434477'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/5967876422177434477'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-6005148557807857127</id><published>2007-08-03T22:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T21:45:46.097-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ranger Reaches For the Stars'/><title type='text'>Ranger Reaches for the Stars: Britney Spears</title><summary type='text'>
I'm sure just about everyone has heard about this by now, but evidently, Britney Spears-Federline (shown above apparently doing her best bald Rosie impersonation) is now going around threatening to kill photographers who invade the personal space of her bodyguard's punchin' hand. Rather than crack jokes about Brit's growing list of back up for an insanity defense, or making wisecracks about </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/08/ranger-reaches-for-stars-britney-spears.html' title='Ranger Reaches for the Stars: Britney Spears'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=6005148557807857127' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/6005148557807857127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/6005148557807857127'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/6005148557807857127'/><author><name>Ranheru VanZant</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08493852634108077370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-8021297711998625527</id><published>2007-08-03T13:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T12:56:58.445-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kanye West'/><title type='text'>White Folk Aren't Down With The Lingo, or Something</title><summary type='text'>
And now, a public service announcement from Kanye West:

"Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger."

Hmmmm...does this mean I should suppress my urges to say things like "holla" and "fo shizzle" now, too?  Thanks for the </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/08/white-folk-arent-down-with-lingo-or.html' title='White Folk Aren&apos;t Down With The Lingo, or Something'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=8021297711998625527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/8021297711998625527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/8021297711998625527'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/8021297711998625527'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-8460573009434257892</id><published>2007-08-03T11:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T11:42:05.508-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mia Michaels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='So You Think You Can Dance'/><title type='text'>Sug, Ranger, and Will are gonna hate me for this...</title><summary type='text'>

This is a clip from Wednesday night's So You Think You Can Dance.  I'm not posting it to make fun of it or anything of the sort for once.  This is Lacey and Neil performing a contemporary routine from Mia Michaels.  Mia, incidentally, was nominated for an Emmy for last year's routine "The Park Bench," which I thought couldn't possibly be topped.  Then came this routine, "Time," which is about </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/08/sug-ranger-and-will-are-gonna-hate-me.html' title='Sug, Ranger, and Will are gonna hate me for this...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=8460573009434257892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/8460573009434257892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/8460573009434257892'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/8460573009434257892'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-7292174899217996229</id><published>2007-08-03T11:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T11:42:51.832-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Perez Hilton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hayden Panettiere'/><title type='text'>Perez is Such a Twat</title><summary type='text'>
Perez asks the question "Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, 17, is holding this vibrating dildo because _______."

The entire world answers "Because of photoshop, Perez.  Because of photoshop."

Is it possible to despise his antics more than I already do?  The answer is a loud and resounding "YES!"  Christ, Perez, google that shit first, man.  

(original unphotoshopped pic here at </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/08/perez-is-such-twat.html' title='Perez is Such a Twat'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=7292174899217996229' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/7292174899217996229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/7292174899217996229'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/7292174899217996229'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-3614988188131385077</id><published>2007-08-03T10:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T10:31:12.892-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blonde Ambition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jessica Simpson'/><title type='text'>Jessica Simpson Should Give Up.  Seriously.</title><summary type='text'>

Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition, is rumored to be a straight to dvd flop.  To blame, say sources, is Simpson herself:

“The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”

Counter’s Simpson’s rep: “It’s definitely a theatrical release.”

A rep for the movie studio tells Us, “The final distribution plans have not been confirmed,</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/08/jessica-simpson-should-give-up.html' title='Jessica Simpson Should Give Up.  Seriously.'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=3614988188131385077' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/3614988188131385077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/3614988188131385077'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/3614988188131385077'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-3053704152341499064</id><published>2007-08-02T14:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-02T14:56:50.497-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nicole Richie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lionel Richie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joel Madden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Diane Sawyer'/><title type='text'>Nicole Richie is Sensible</title><summary type='text'>
You actually read that right.  I did indeed say that Nicole Richie is sensible.  Or, at least, Nicole Richie is spinning her DUI way better than Paris did.  In a recent interview with Diane Sawyer, to air in three parts on Thursday and Friday, Richie commented:

"I kept making, you know, bad decisions or mistake after mistake after mistake and I wasn't growing. I wasn't going anywhere," she says</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/08/nicole-richie-is-sensible.html' title='Nicole Richie is Sensible'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=3053704152341499064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/3053704152341499064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/3053704152341499064'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/3053704152341499064'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-3483036890342027221</id><published>2007-07-31T13:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-31T14:49:35.573-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Roland is Judging You'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Julia Stiles'/><title type='text'>Roland Is Judging You: Julia Stiles</title><summary type='text'>

Ciao, darlings.  It is I, Roland.  I have awoken once more to find myself with an empty home (save for that insufferable mange of a dog, who has been eyeing a lone shoe on the floor for ten minutes now.  Do it, puppy, have your way with the shoe, I beg of you.  Take the shoe, I promise you, you won't be turned out into the wild.  She doesn't like that shoe anyway.  Take it.  TAKE IT!)  

Ahem.</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/07/roland-is-judging-you-julia-stiles.html' title='Roland Is Judging You: Julia Stiles'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=3483036890342027221' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/3483036890342027221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/3483036890342027221'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/3483036890342027221'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815862473799842185.post-5024577498282886377</id><published>2007-07-31T12:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-31T13:07:28.406-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heidi Klum'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Angelina Jolie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scarlett Johansson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Simple Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hayden Panettiere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Usher'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rose McGowan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kirsten Dunst'/><title type='text'>Judge This...</title><summary type='text'>

Cindy Crawford Topless Pics...I guess there's still a demographic for this somewhere- Egotastic

This chick's still knocked up and still marrying Usher.  Wow, that's like every probably seven or eight girl's dreams, at least- A Socialite's Life

Kirsten Dunst ruins Islington.  What a bitch- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

The Simple Life canceled.  More importantly, those cereal Nazis brought back </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/2007/07/judge-this_31.html' title='Judge This...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4815862473799842185&amp;postID=5024577498282886377' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/5024577498282886377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.dontjudgeme.net/feeds/posts/default/5024577498282886377'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4815862473799842185/posts/default/5024577498282886377'/><author><name>Mel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07520253037930660982</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry></feed>