Nathan Rapes Claire...Oh, You Bastard

I'm sure that there's some really innocent explanation for these pictures. Like Adrian Pasdar is just tickling Hayden Panettiere, which would be the obvious and sensible conclusion to jump to. It would evoke these really pleasant and heartwarming images of the cast of Heroes loving every second of their time together while making the show, and we could imagine this really cool yet creepy Drew/Lucy/Cameron chemistry between the whole lot of them. They'd say things like "these people are my family," and "we all talk to each other every single day, we're very very close," and "I can't imagine my life without these wonderful people," as they all held hands during their group visits to Oprah and Letterman. The fellas would pick on the gals like loving older brothers, the gals would gush about how they'd scoop every one of those fellas up and marry them right quick, if they weren't so darned brotherly. Oh, that Heroes gang is just so darned sweet...that's why Adrian Pasdar is lovingly tickling his cute underage "sister." That's one explanation. The easy explanation. The boring explanation.

I prefer to imagine that Adrian Pasdar is Akon-ing the underage Hayden right there on the red carpet at the NBC Upfronts. He's had just about enough of her stealing the show as the sweet innocent cheerleader giving her all to save the world, while he gets written as the villain week after week. You think you're so cute, huh Claire? Huh? Meet the man of steel, baby.

Source: Egotastic


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Akon Vows to Only Rape Adults in the Future

So, there's this video of Akon dry humping a teenager that's all the rage lately. If you somehow haven't seen it yet, watch it now before it gets ripped off of youtube like every other copy before it. Anyway, this sonnuvabitch finally has something to say about it. Rather, his publicist has something to say about it:

"First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th.

It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.

Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again."

Um...he sort of leaves out the part where the sweet little prostitot thought she won a dance contest and a trip to Africa. I thought that, you know, promising one thing and delivering a simulated rape was frowned upon. But since this behavior appears to have been greenlighted...first person to comment WINS A PONY! (Wear chaps and a smile when you hear I'm coming to deliver it, baby.)

Source: TMZ