Don't Eff With Suresh: A Look at Tonight's Heroes Premiere

Even though our keyword activity points toward the notion that we have mostly fans of Britney and Lindsay here and very little else, I shall continue this season with my weekly Heroes clips. Below you'll find seven clips of tonight's season premiere, which looks...sort of boring. Suresh is still hot and pouty, Claire's hair has lost some of it's bounce and she predictably befriends a geeky outsider at her new school, and there's two new Mexicans running from...something. Oh, and Hiro is still strangely adorable. I wish I could say I have high hopes for this season, but since last season ended with a Hallmark-inspired whimper, I'll be keeping my options open. I can still re-watch the Paradise Hotel marathon, if need be.

As the second volume of “Heroes” begins, the fates of Peter (Milo Ventimiglia), Nathan (Adrian Pasdar) and Matt (Greg Grunberg) are revealed, following the horrible showdown with Sylar (Zachary Quinto) and Peter’s uncontrolled nuclear detonation miles above New York City. As everyone attempts to move on, a new sinister force begins stalking and murdering Heroes. With the family hiding in Southern California, H.R.G. (Jack Coleman) and Claire (Hayden Panettiere) attempt to live as inconspicuously as possible, which proves to be easier said than done. Meanwhile, after landing in feudal Japan, Hiro (Masi Oka) meets his hero Takezo Kensei (David Anders). Twins Maya (Dania Ramirez) and Alejandro Herrera (Shalim Ortiz) hope to make the crossing into the U.S. from Mexico, in hopes of finding help with their deadly abilities.

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Nathan's a Total Bitch, and Other Musings on Tonight's Heroes

Nathan's a bitch. So is Peter. Claire whines a lot. I hope these clips are the sort that make you think one thing is going to happen, but something else happens entirely. Because if Nathan is really going to go along with his bitch mother instead of helping his brother, I will punch Adrian Pasdar on principle alone. Then I'll punch Milo Ventimiglavanderputtenlongnameguy for not reading his brother's mind . Jesus Christ, people. You're trying to save the world, here. Maybe try a little organization? You get organized and save the world, and maybe I'll stop holding the actions of your fictional characters against you as a person. Deal?

With Isaac’s (Santiago Cabera) horrible predictions all unfolding before them, the everyday people with extraordinary abilities face moments of pain and peril in Kirby Plaza with unflinching heroism, as “Heroes” first volume comes to a close — and the next surprisingly begins.

...What a shit synopsis. I now officially hate the episode guide people, whoever they are.

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Nathan Rapes Claire...Oh, You Bastard

I'm sure that there's some really innocent explanation for these pictures. Like Adrian Pasdar is just tickling Hayden Panettiere, which would be the obvious and sensible conclusion to jump to. It would evoke these really pleasant and heartwarming images of the cast of Heroes loving every second of their time together while making the show, and we could imagine this really cool yet creepy Drew/Lucy/Cameron chemistry between the whole lot of them. They'd say things like "these people are my family," and "we all talk to each other every single day, we're very very close," and "I can't imagine my life without these wonderful people," as they all held hands during their group visits to Oprah and Letterman. The fellas would pick on the gals like loving older brothers, the gals would gush about how they'd scoop every one of those fellas up and marry them right quick, if they weren't so darned brotherly. Oh, that Heroes gang is just so darned sweet...that's why Adrian Pasdar is lovingly tickling his cute underage "sister." That's one explanation. The easy explanation. The boring explanation.

I prefer to imagine that Adrian Pasdar is Akon-ing the underage Hayden right there on the red carpet at the NBC Upfronts. He's had just about enough of her stealing the show as the sweet innocent cheerleader giving her all to save the world, while he gets written as the villain week after week. You think you're so cute, huh Claire? Huh? Meet the man of steel, baby.

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Peter Channels His Inner Keanu

...You'll see what I mean. He's just shy of shouting out "I am an FBI Agent!" At least, that's how it seems to me. The gospel according to Mel (thanks be to God.) It looks to be another pretty sick episode, one which hopefully won't bring me to tears as did last week's (poor Hiro, begging for his life...that tugged right at my blackened heart strings). There's a little mention at the end here of what Molly's power could be. That excites me right in my pants. So does Mohinder. Cause he's hot. My pants appreciate hot.

Now knowing what’s at stake if they fail in their mission, Hiro (Golden Globe nominee Masi Oka) and Ando’s (James Kyson Lee) determination to save the world is put to the test. Committed to the path, Nathan (Adrian Pasdar) takes some surprising steps to guarantee his election. Jessica (Ali Larter) and D.L. (Leonard Roberts) begin to learn how their family fits into Linderman’s plans. Thompson (guest star Eric Roberts, “Less Than Perfect”) brings someone new into his company’s fold. With more and more blood on his hands, Sylar (guest star Zachary Quinto) visits his mom (guest star Ellen Greene).

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Future Hiro is Hot

Yea, I said it. He is. I think it's the sword/soul patch combo. Anyway, here's three pretty sick scenes from chapter 20 of Heroes, due to air tomorrow night. If you're the sort of person who takes issue with spoilers making their way to the internet, fuck yourself.

HEROES - Chapter 20: Five Years Gone
Hiro and Ando find themselves five years after the destruction of New York City. People with extraordinary abilities are labeled as terrorists and are being registered, hunted, and killed. Hiro and Ando meet up with darker versions of the other heroes in preparation for a showdown with the President. This includes a darker side of Matt, a Jessica/Niki with a clear winner in their battle, a brown-haired Claire, and a man named Andy, who's a big hearted Texan. It also features an event at an upscale gentleman's club.

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