Kim Kardashian is Shy

I've had about enough of this girl and her "oops, I totally didn't mean to show you my ass" ways, but whatever. She's news and search engine traffic, for sure. So along comes news of Kim Kardashian and her Playboy spread:

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt."

Kardashian's 12-page pictorial "will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today.

And of course, scenes from the Playboy shoot will show up in Kardashian's upcoming E! reality show.

Yea. I'm sure the spread reveals more than was originally planned. Because when you set up a twelve page spread with Playboy, you bring along your turtlenecks and expect to talk Tolstoy. Why can't she just once own up to the fact that she does, indeed, want you to see her naked? Hmmm? I might respect that, just a teensy bit. Not much, but a little, and that's got to count for something. But no, she's all "Oh noes! My private sex tape leaked to the internet and now people actually know who I am," and "Yea, I posed in Playboy, and oh my God my BOOB slipped out! Can you believe it? I'm so embarrassed!" Kim. Kim. Honey...seriously. I've seen your labia. Let's drop the coy act, okay?


Source: Us Weekly

Hugh Hefner's House

Hugh Hefner, shown above in the only picture I could find where he's not pictured with someone he regularly has sex with (let's hope), has opened up to Elle Magazine about what the Playboy Mansion is really like.

Although its all fun in the mansion, the girls know it can’t last forever. Holly is aware of an “expiration date”, while our favorite girl Kendra says she feels like she’s on a “roller coaster.” She knows she wants kids and a husband “after I get Cut From Here,” but beyond that it all seems hazy.

Holly also reveals about wanting to be the “only” girl for Hugh. “The only reason for three girlfriends….is the show….Or maybe,” she adds, lapsing into a tentative tone, “I need to believe that….” Holly, believe what you want, cause what your doing is probably working.

The article relays Hefner's claim that the Playboy Mansion is nothing but a "soft porn slumber party," but I think that with the way these girls explain it, I'm more inclined to think of it as some movie on We or Lifetime, most likely starting Meredith Baxter Birney, and probably called something like Winning Her Freedom, or Den of Sin, or Hugh Hefner's Viagra-Fueled Incarceration of Dozens of Beautiful Women.

Source: HollyScoop