Owen Wilson Has Shitty Friends and Colleagues

By now you've all heard that the man with the ugliest nose in Hollywood attempted suicide. I don't mean to make light of it, because I like his work and I feel for those in the grips of depression. That's what made this news all the more shocking to me.

It’s hush-hush and strictly confidential, but tragic comedy star Owen Wilson didn’t “quit” his movie after that drug-fueled suicide bid - my spy reveals he was actually fired by pal Ben Stiller and mogul Steven Spielberg… although both agonized endlessly over how to deliver the blow without sending him over the edge! Even as Wilson was rushed to Cedars-Sinai, director Stiller and producer Spielberg - under the gun because “Tropic Thunger” rolls next month - huddled desperately, debating two major points: (1) Could Wilson recover fast enough to handle the grueling shoot; and (2) would insurers of the multimillion Dreamworks flick underwrite a drug-taker/suicide risk?

This news is shocking, but not as shocking as the fact that a Naitonal Enquirer columnist apparently thinks there's' a film in production called "Tropic Thunger." I can't say those two words to myself without laughing. Try it. "Tropic Thunger." Heh. "Tropic Thunger." Heh. See?

But anyway, with friends like these, who needs crippling bouts of depression and suicide attempts? Is it not possible to put a hold on shooting until one of the stars gets out of the hospital? I guess my basic human decency would be nothing but a liability in Hollywood.

Most importantly, though, I wonder how they'll get a nose as horrifying as Owen Wilson's to replace him in "Tropic Thunger." Heh. The only ones that immediately come to mind are these two.

1) Jared Leto in Fight Club



2) Jack Nicholson in Chinatown

Please pick the best nose in the comments.

Source: Celebitchy

Lindsay Lohan Does Cocaine, Nobody Is Surprised

Lindsay Lohan, shown above doing her best impression of what she thinks the word "demure" might mean, snorts coke. A lot of it. She also drinks a lot of booze and claims to have known a lot of famous men, in the Biblical sense.

"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

"Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says our insider.

"She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.

I'm no prude, and I probably wouldn't complain if Lindsay Lohan was parading in front of me "with her boobs hanging out," but there's one aspect of this that's really troubling to me. That is the implication that she willingly and intentionally snorted cocaine off her toilet seat. Maybe it's clean. Maybe it's only got a few crusty bloodstains from the last time she did too much cocaine off her toilet seat. But that's not the point. The point is this: could she honestly not find a better place from which to snort cocaine, even just in the limited environs of the bathroom? Maybe the edge of the sink. Maybe the edge of the bathtub. Perhaps she's got some sort of hand mirror. If she's focused on using the toilet, I could suggest the top of the tank. And that doesn't even begin to explore the myriad snorting locations provided by any modest-to-average apartment's kitchen, bedroom, or living room.

The other thing that sticks out to me about this is Lindsay's list of conquests. One of the names sticks out to me, if only because it's not one that is normally associated with this type of saucy nonsense. I don't really know anything about Benicio del Toro's personal life, but he just seems to be in odd company with the other names on that list. Maybe I'm wrong.

Anyway, some cell phone pictures of Lindsay shoving coke up her friends nose, along with other debauchery, are below. Click on 'em.



Source: Allie Is Wired

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